Dancing with the "stars"?

With two seasons per year, what will "Dancing with the Stars" do once it has depleted the C-list? The lineup of tonight's season premiere, which includes the likes of er, Penn Gillette and Adam Carolla, is accompanied by the distinct sound of barrel-scraping.

Unfortunately, the stars of the D through F lists have already been monopolized by all the VH-1 shows and Donald Trump's celebrity "Apprentice." Soon, we'll be watching a ballroom matchup between Nancy Kerrigan versus Tony Harding (or, as Bruno Tonioli might to call her, "the axels of evil").