Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Nah, it's a turkey...

If you ever wondered why Hollywood serves up formulaic blockbuster crap like "Wolverine," watch this video of Kevin Smith's dealings with big movie producers on "Superman Reborn," a script that -- thankfully -- never saw the light of day. (If it had, it would have been derisively dubbed "Superman Stillborn.") This video is from one of Kevin Smith's lecture tours on the college circuit and you'll see why he's the Ricky Gervais of movie directors -- he'll have you howling with laughter.